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Can I just pee my pants right now? My free time from work, finally!

nutritiongeek:

100 calorie single serving chocolate brownies low fat, vegan, and delicious chocolate craving hit me hard today! so i wanted to bake a batch of brownies, but i knew i would eat them all. so i searched and searched all over the internet for a low calorie brownies and it came down to this! tried it just today, worth making. 1tbsp flour
1tbsp sugar
1tbsp Cocoa, Dry Powder, Unsweetened
2tbsp apple sauce (or smashed banana, or canned pumpkin puree)
1pinch of salt and baking powder
mix and put into a microwave or oven safe bowl (a small one like custard cup or a paper cupcake liner works too) microwave for 30 seconds-minute or 3-10 minutes in the oven! since there is no eggs the center can still be under cooked if you prefer a lava cake! since this is only 96 calories, add a drizzle of peanut butter, a small scoop of low cal ice cream, cool whip or non dairy whip, get creative!
variations peppermint:
1 tsp peppermint flavor
1 tsp chopped peppermint candy on top chai: 2 teaspoons ground ginger 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon ground cardamom rocky road: top with a few marshmallows 1 tsp chopped nuts sundae: 1/2 cup of sliced strawberries 1/2 cups of bannas mocha: a pinch of instant coffee

nutritiongeek:

100 calorie single serving chocolate brownies low fat, vegan, and delicious

chocolate craving hit me hard today! so i wanted to bake a batch of brownies, but i knew i would eat them all. so i searched and searched all over the internet for a low calorie brownies and it came down to this! tried it just today, worth making.

1tbsp flour

1tbsp sugar

1tbsp Cocoa, Dry Powder, Unsweetened

2tbsp apple sauce (or smashed banana, or canned pumpkin puree)

1pinch of salt and baking powder

mix and put into a microwave or oven safe bowl (a small one like custard cup or a paper cupcake liner works too) microwave for 30 seconds-minute or 3-10 minutes in the oven! since there is no eggs the center can still be under cooked if you prefer a lava cake! since this is only 96 calories, add a drizzle of peanut butter, a small scoop of low cal ice cream, cool whip or non dairy whip, get creative!

variations

peppermint:

1 tsp peppermint flavor

1 tsp chopped peppermint candy on top

chai:
2 teaspoons ground ginger
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon ground cardamom

rocky road:
top with a few marshmallows
1 tsp chopped nuts

sundae:
1/2 cup of sliced strawberries
1/2 cups of bannas

mocha:
a pinch of instant coffee

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Wow!

I’m in New York City now! 

I started training at my new job yesterday, but I still haven’t signed any paperwork… so I might not even have that job, which is stressful. I’m hoping they will let me work full-time, though, because I really need this job.  It’s kind of giving me a headache just realizing that at any moment they can go back and say they don’t want me.  eugh…. they’ll have me sign eventually, right? :/  

Anyway, that’s my excuse for not really being on here and updating much.  Hope nobody was worried or anything (although I highly doubt anyone would be :P)